I was shopping for dresses online at Forever21
(rare, trust me) and I click on the “career” category. These are the dresses that Forever21 categorizes as career:
A screenshot of dresses at Forever21.com
For what career are these appropriate?
Leggings are too casual to wear to work so how are you supposed to cover up the rest of your thigh?
In my opinion, these are nice shirts. Nice shirts you’d probably also put a sweater over for any career world. Well, not any career but, you know, the careers where your pay isn’t crumbled $1 bills.
My favorite has to be Ms. Retro Geometric Shirtdress in the bottom row, center. Not only is this dress barely skimming the bottom of her tush, but it’s a nude color. Just in case the being mostly naked isn’t enough, let’s look actually naked from a distance.
Nothing says “respect me” at the office like accidentally showing the bottom of your butt cheeks.
Also- Deepest apologies for my long-term abandonment of you wonderful followers out there. Please forgive me, please.